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THE CAVE OF KYRE BANORG -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.84/5

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natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:47 pm
Hilarious pic, but too bad that some HUMAN actually THREW a DEAD rabbit at Mr kitty cat. What, you think that that human just took that picture at just the right time by ACCIDENT?
MetalliTool - November 10, 2011, 10:51 pm
With big pointy teeth!


NOPE - Not the Droid we are looking for


TAGS: droid stormtrooper
Rating: 4.74/5

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GaryO - September 10, 2013, 10:24 pm
I like ‘phanoe’ better….like it’s a phone for white water…...more hits anyone?....anyone?
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm
Phone*
drhills - September 10, 2013, 10:12 pm
I give this 0L's - Should have used a phanoe that was Android based OS not an iPhone!!
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2012, 3:43 am
Not as funny in Lego, but surprised no one has thought of this before. For this, I will give you 4L, but if you do it costume rather than Lego, and I'd give you 6L if I could.
trek - November 13, 2012, 9:53 pm
Wow. That line is a classic and never gets old. Well done. 5L.
TheSanityInspector - October 17, 2012, 10:35 am
Well done, and welcome!
ughomer - October 4, 2012, 5:03 pm
Good first poster. Keep it up!


CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




HE'S CLIMBING YO' WINDOWS - HE'S SNATCHIN YO' PEOPLE UP


TAGS: antoine dodson rape peter pan
Rating: 3.86/5

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440wakeup - December 4, 2010, 11:24 pm
You needed more of the actual quote, repost this with more of the quote . Either way ill be posting this too my facebook page.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:16 pm
clever, 4L's
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm

although i'm usuall eye to eye with you dude, i'm sorry....this is epic. i 5L'd it.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:15 pm
The idea of this is rather funny but your execution failed big time.


YAOI - If you don't like it, you suck


TAGS: yaoi
Rating: 2.79/5

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cheyflip0 - December 26, 2012, 8:24 pm
yaoi is porn baby get use to it.
Personn - November 1, 2009, 5:11 pm
Where may I find it?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 5:49 pm
It's Mr. Gettalief.
Personn - October 30, 2009, 5:37 pm
what is the name of this animee!! OMG Pleaase i want to know him!! :O
What anime? - October 19, 2009, 9:08 am
This is sooo hot :| What manga or anime is it?
yaoi love - October 4, 2009, 10:51 pm
omg what manga or anime is this? i love it! its so hot!
mabye - September 30, 2009, 12:13 am
it kinda depends on the chick, some prefer more romantic femme style, some like more realistic. anyway, it makes sense. if guys think lesbians are hot, shouldn't it work the opposite?
Informator - September 16, 2009, 11:27 pm
these 2 ARE pretty femme... .__. but lol. its liek lesbian porn for men, but its gaymen porn for chicks, [or gay dudes] im pretty sure the same girls that watch this, would be equally turned on if they saw pretty REAL boys making out..not just drawings
Aganesu - September 13, 2009, 8:56 am
I LOVE YAOI!!!
Master Morality - August 10, 2009, 12:49 pm
I think I'd simply be more acceptable of it if the chicks that watch this shit actually were watching guys that looked like .. I dunno, guys? seriously, just go watch some gay porn or somthing.
lovethis - June 22, 2009, 6:34 pm
hoottt!
The Mediator - December 30, 2008, 5:12 pm
If you dont like it.. wait what the hell is it?
Raz - August 10, 2008, 7:17 pm
If you do like it, you probably blow.
zerojustice - July 14, 2008, 11:10 pm
And if you do like it, you're probably a chick. Or gay.


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.21/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

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WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been raped, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of rape or incest,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected sex at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his assertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, fuck off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from fuck ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-tape Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for rape, incest and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


TRAITS OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: two choices only
Rating: 4.88/5

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Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:03 pm
Some of them aren't even one of the above...
ambslashrat - July 9, 2011, 8:05 am
maybe 20 years ago. kids today are one of three, not more.


SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast


TAGS: car toilet driving truck bridge
Rating: 4.61/5

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suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:41 pm
thanks all. dj, marian is pissed because he was driving around in his red Alfa and then just when he was passing below a bridge... and on top on that someone shot a picture of it... and then it went up on MF... man, talk about BLACK CAT B*TCH BAD LUCK !
GySgt1811a - January 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I just feel sorry for the Alfa!
CROM - January 24, 2012, 7:31 am
Nice 5L's
rockntractor - January 24, 2012, 1:40 am
A matter of perspective, an optical illusion. It will clear.
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 11:46 pm
Well, good to know you at least have one. ;) LOL! That's a bit harsh, though, don't ya think? It's far superior to those that would be caption elsewhere with just a title "WAIT FOR IT." *gags* And, 10 feel it's net a 4.5, so... *shrug*
mariand - January 23, 2012, 6:26 pm
DJ, I respect people's opinion, but the picture is stupid and the text line is so obvious that my brain is revolted...
djrcreative - January 23, 2012, 6:13 pm
This poster is hilarious. I'd so love to see the "after" photo. :o
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:11 pm
suzie, you are lucky that my principles doesn't let me vote for posters that I dislike...


CURSES - Foiled again!


TAGS: curses foiled again
Rating: 3.36/5

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Rod - November 4, 2009, 9:06 pm
A practical joke that shields from EMP!
amina - February 11, 2009, 11:11 pm
i thought this one was pretty funny XD
yon - January 5, 2009, 12:23 am
NO!! Bad Bad apauling puns are not funny!
dunc - November 16, 2008, 3:21 pm
...fuck you
wann1e - June 9, 2008, 8:22 pm
so funny!


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a shotgun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


PARANOIA -


TAGS: october challange bruce campbell evil dead army of darkness paranoia paranoid crazy
Rating: 3.93/5

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opiumstare - August 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
groovy :)
Mr. Nemo - October 24, 2009, 5:22 pm
the one to watch out for is at the end of your wrist
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 21, 2009, 3:49 pm
Oh sure, Bruce is cool, but I like the poster because it's exactly how I feel. :)
Jmac0585 - October 21, 2009, 10:44 am
What Mr.Random said.
MrRandom - October 21, 2009, 10:08 am
Anything with the Bruce Campbell chin gets a 5 in my books.


THIS IS A HERO. - Not a sports player. Not a politician. Not a faddish popular figure. A hero faces death for others, with no thought of personal gain or glory. This is the face of a true hero.


TAGS: hero heroism honor
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sean - July 18, 2011, 5:58 pm
Hero. (noun) Someone who successfully resists the overwhelming temptation to do what I woulda done.
okami - July 18, 2011, 10:30 am
thanks, guys. i get pissed at the way the word 'hero' is thrown around; there don't seem to be many who know what a hero really is.
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:37 am
Aww hell yeah!! And I'll laugh at the first @$$hole who gets beat to a pulp by this guy for saying otherwise. Don't Tread On the M.O.H.!
ggpapa - July 16, 2011, 9:22 am
this hero lost his hand and still stayed in the army, he's the 2nd living soldier who was awarded the congressional medal of honor
Hawamleh - July 15, 2011, 8:19 am
I am an arab living in the middle east, and yes that is a hero, don't let no one tell you he isn't.


Patience -


TAGS: patience toilet roll quicker
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - October 28, 2015, 1:38 am
I never made that connection before!hahahaha! Very true! 5 LOL lions!
JesusWept - October 27, 2015, 3:16 pm
Indeed haha! L L L L L


FOLLOWING THROUGH TO COMPLETION - That's how you execute a plan


TAGS: going by the zoo tomorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

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twill1962 - October 20, 2012, 11:37 am
Just did the math. $560/day x 365 day/yr x 25yr = $5,110,000, or $5,113,500 if you count leap years.
Sean - December 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
I swear, Airman, I was going to snopes this myself, but only out of curiosity. I would not have posted the result of that. Unlike the Obama poster I did snopes, this one was not collecting nasty comments from right-wingers.
Chillax - December 19, 2009, 6:37 pm
Another Urban Myth http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/carpark.asp
Paranoia - December 19, 2009, 12:03 am
The simplest plans are always the best.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
Excellent Airman, 5Ls.
rerun - December 18, 2009, 4:44 pm

amazing
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:34 pm
*bows in respect* That's dedication!
Zagato - December 18, 2009, 3:31 pm
the guy had to be French, those dudes are always getting away with this kind of epic shit
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 11:09 am
Pure win!!!! 5 Golden Tickets for this one
thatonechick - December 18, 2009, 10:39 am
This is epic, actually.


earthquake hits detroit -


TAGS: detroit earthquake
Rating: 4.84/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:01 am
Damage estimates are based on estimated costs to rebuild... if they intended to.
GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:41 pm
N-i-i-i-c-e
mizzdizz - May 4, 2015, 4:59 am
LOL! Did anybody notice, or did they think a large truck drove by? 5L
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 11:37 am
Funny a 5er


COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?


TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am
(carebear BANNED)


GARDEN GNOMES -


TAGS: conspiracy gnomes paranoia lol
Rating: 4.45/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 6:34 pm
I rate 4 out of 5 L's because the text is so incredibly long; otherwise, awesome.
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 1:55 pm
Thanks! If this doesn't put me in the next edition of "THE BIG BOOK OF CONSPIRACIES" nothing will hehe...
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 1:18 pm

Geez, and I always thought they were ugly but harmless. 5L


CATS - Because sometimes they really help you




ZOIDBERG JESUS - Accept him into your heart




STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




T-REX - It's rude to take a shit during it's performance.




YOU! - STFU and choke yourself!


TAGS: you stfu military funny pointing
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by general440lee

WTFO - June 4, 2009, 12:03 am
"you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or I will definitely fuck you up!"
LogicDude - June 2, 2009, 4:27 pm
Goddamn it, with my hand, numbnuts!! Don't pull my fucking hand over there! I said choke yourself! Now lean forward and choke yourself!


DEMOTIVATION - supreme example


TAGS: penis short dick demotivational pee toilet
Rating: 4.67/5

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forseti - May 4, 2010, 6:01 pm
welcome to the club ;)
Sleeves - May 4, 2010, 5:07 pm
you have captured my life in poster form 5l


TALENT -


TAGS: pointless backwards
Rating: 4.9/5

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twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 6:53 am
.sserp ot tnew ti erofeb sdrawkcab tnirp daer ot woh nrael ot dah ew dna ,mrif gnihsilbup a ta krow ot desu I ,yllautcA !L5
Airman - August 12, 2011, 11:37 am
He might have V. I don't remember ever seeing it, but hell, I don't remember if I shaved this morning... I was just excited that I could actually read it... which says a lot about my work day.. zzzz
Verdeckt - August 12, 2011, 6:30 am
?siht od ydaerla soluC t'ndiD
Cloudchaser - August 12, 2011, 1:06 am
L5 .siht gnidaer melborp on dah I
mariand - August 11, 2011, 5:09 pm
hahaha...you had to do thi5
rerun - August 11, 2011, 4:41 pm

!TEEWS


CAN SOMEONE HELP? - My telescope doesn't seem to be working right...




GOING TO WAR - Fo' Shizzle Ma Nizzle!




BUDDHA -


TAGS: poison hate grudge
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Sho

Hannor32 - August 10, 2012, 4:23 pm
true
vilnius - July 8, 2012, 6:51 pm
awesome


DR PHIL - ...says "Woopwoopwoopwoop!"


TAGS: dr phil zoidburg
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Danny

Valek - March 23, 2012, 5:09 am
Actually, A Quarren only has 4 mouth tentacles...Yeah I am a star wars trivia geek.
John R - June 5, 2010, 7:15 am
I find this very humorous. In reality, Zoidberg is as qualified to give advice as "Dr" Phil.
Shamrock - September 9, 2009, 11:06 am
It's referencing Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama...
lolwoot - September 8, 2009, 8:15 pm
extreme star wars geeks using references ftw!
Arnaldo - July 5, 2009, 11:01 pm
all hail cthulhu
Mandalore - June 11, 2009, 2:08 am
holy shit! he's a Quarren.
TigerKid - March 17, 2009, 11:07 pm
Zoidberg is afoot!


YOUR A GRAMMAR NAZI! - No I'm not. YOU'RE an idiot. I just thought that I'd point that out to you.


TAGS: pointing fingers
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by steve1961

motifayk - June 30, 2012, 12:46 pm
And no one shall feel inclined to correct anything ... 5 silent grammar nazis


ABORTION - Just flush them down the toilet.


TAGS: abortion funny kids toilet potty training
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Matt

John Sally - September 2, 2009, 7:04 am
LOL! I laughed so hard at this I literally shit my pants
mrawesomo's evil twin - August 29, 2009, 6:47 am
funny but watch out the christians are everywhere _>.


NOT AN ORDINARY BUNNY -


TAGS: holy grail sharp pointy teeth
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 12:26 am
"Oh-look! My meal comes with a side of Raisinets carried inside until just before being eaten... And Look! Lemonade too!!
rudeboy308 - July 29, 2011, 5:20 pm
You made me laugh AND soil my armor.
Sean - July 29, 2011, 4:40 pm
Just remember, chaps, the description of the rabbit turned out to be a bit of an understatement. Just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2011, 1:57 am
I hear that Holy hand grenades come with happy meals these days.
jflavius - July 29, 2011, 1:48 am
He's got great tusks! Well ... look at the bones!
deChelca - July 28, 2011, 11:58 pm
What's he gonna do? Nibble me bum?


CHRISTIANITY -


TAGS: christianity your point of view
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Skeeter11766 - December 31, 2009, 11:12 pm
Any creature that loves you no matter how much you suck has to have a soul.
BoneCD - September 2, 2009, 6:10 am
Thanks doof
doofenshmirtz - September 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
Bone that was priceless I have been laughing for 3 days. I don't care where it came from it was HI larious
grimfilth - June 8, 2009, 1:31 pm
true.
Signe - February 14, 2009, 9:41 am
It's really made on Church Sign Generator Dot Com
BoneCD - February 14, 2009, 6:59 am
As with all things....if its too good to be true, then it's not. Just found the pic on the net lol'd, so I ran with it!
Signe - February 14, 2009, 4:01 am
I hope you are joking
HtD - February 14, 2009, 3:03 am
Wait, this didn't actually take place?
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:45 pm
Always prepared!
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 8:44 pm
Thanks, Captain Bobvious.
Signe - February 13, 2009, 8:29 pm
It's also fake.
rerun - February 13, 2009, 7:26 pm

Now this is funny


CHOICES -




THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am
This is not the google you're using.


PREDATOR DRONE -




MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. MAYBE ITS HEROIN -


TAGS: maybe she s born with it maybe its heroin courtney love
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Solgard

Girzilla - March 30, 2010, 6:13 pm
I'm going with heroin.
crysallis_27 - September 29, 2009, 11:59 pm
Warning: also useful 4 scaring the [email protected]#! out of small children!
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:23 pm
Maybe it's white-gothic. Somewhat cadaverous though.


ROFLCOPTER - Goes SOI SOI SOI SOI




PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

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mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


THE VOICES... - ...they are telling me to kill you


TAGS: the voices are teling me to kill you
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by HGCaboose

KDP3 - June 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
what an original poster (sarcasm)


FACEBOOK - You're Doing It Wrong


TAGS: face book doing wrong
Rating: 2.62/5
HtD - December 30, 2008, 11:41 pm
Good book though.
FAIL COP - July 22, 2008, 1:57 pm
The Book is Backwards. You Fail at photochopping.


FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - He boiled for our sins




DAVID BOWIE -


TAGS: humor david bowie disappointed
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - July 7, 2010, 7:48 pm

DB was Bill Kalutz before Bill was Bill


QUESTION -


TAGS: question voices
Rating: 3.83/5

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beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:05 pm
I have a room reserved in the asylum. lol Thanks for the comments. ;)
Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 8:00 am
gold 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:50 pm
I asked that same question once; wound up in a hospital shortly thereafter. 5lions


TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.


TAGS: toilet paper recycled seriously contemplate
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
And most of them won't try to actively kill me. It's the ones who will put a Fatwah on my head that give me cause for concern, not the ones who are actually decent human beings who happen to pray towards mecca... they'll just think I'm being a jerk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2013, 11:59 am
Take it easy on the harsh cultural references. We have people from all faiths and ethnicities here.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:21 am
but in all seriousness, when you recycle paper, the fibers get shorter, so cardboard becomes cheap cardboard, which becomes shoddy paper, and so on to toilet paper, where short fibers allow it to fall apart and not clog pipes and septic tanks.
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:01 am
... Seriously contemplate? I Contemplated, I dunno how seriously, and then got Ideas that might be capable of getting me in trouble with a billion sociopathic murderous bastards with such poor impulse control that their women have to wear curtains.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2012, 10:41 pm
All right, I'm now installing a French toilet in my bathroom.
tellitlikeitis - February 19, 2012, 6:40 pm
Nice one.


VUVUZELA - The least creative of all musical instruments


TAGS: vuvuzela soccer music noise
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by netheroth

Swampfox - November 3, 2012, 11:50 pm
The composer has no sense of timing...
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:28 am
Theoretically, they can play the same intervals as a bugle. That's four notes.


THE POT OF GOLD - ...AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW Might not contain gold... Not as such.


TAGS: rainbow pot gold outhouse toilet
Rating: 2.77/5

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thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 1:01 am
@Mary: Please click the link at the bottom of the poster page that says "Copyright Infringement Notification" and follow instructions. Thank you.


REMEMBER -


TAGS: action intention hard boiled egg
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:27 pm
Nice one.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:54 pm
remember, some people will judge you on their own misconceiptions of what you are, will misinterpret what you say nad will havemore energy to break your back than you have to tell your mind , )
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2011, 5:56 pm
Very nice. 5L
mariand - October 4, 2011, 2:41 am
nice one


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...


TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Good To Think About,Next Drink.


CHESS -


TAGS: doing pawn with a queen
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

ICEMAN - May 8, 2010, 11:23 pm
We used to do the checkers thing at the frat with Jack & Smirnoff. The winner only lasted one or two games.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 11:11 pm
With the PBR you'd think they would be playing checkers
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 11:01 pm
I have one of these chess sets...we played with whiskey and Escorial once...I know I won, but only because people told me the next day.


ICE GRILL - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG




APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and butthead g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the shit. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and Butthead
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


REALITY - Some people ignore it more than others


TAGS: detroit lions football
Rating: 2.35/5
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:19 am
1 L for the subliminal message I received


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.


TAGS: taliban beer heroin morals
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by MullahBob

Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm
YESS !!! hahaa


NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

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jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


TWO CHOICES -


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm
LMFAO


Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists




Devil's Advocate -


TAGS: 3point1 fans are getting rowdy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Bandit5906 - June 11, 2016, 12:22 pm
Perfect!


ALCOHOL IS POISON. - Alcohol is poison, and I drink poison because there are things inside of me that need to die.


TAGS: alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

GaryO - July 27, 2013, 8:49 am
Geez, how'd I miss this? Good'n nic, really good.
falloutghoul - March 7, 2013, 10:48 pm
Like your liver!


WHEN I'M AT WORK -


TAGS: business voice
Rating: 4.77/5

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alldayfighter - May 20, 2011, 7:31 pm
5o I do.


NO, I'M SORRY... - .....I DON'T RECOGNIZE ANY OF THEM.


TAGS: starwars droids r2 d2 c3 po
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by AaronL

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:26 am
The only thing that bothers me about this, is that Wall-E is in it instead of Johnny 5. Then again, NOVA couldn't contain Number 5 anyway.
zoomer296 - March 21, 2013, 11:57 pm
Do you really think the Stormtrooper can figure that out?
Silverheart - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm

LOVE IT! From left, it goes Dalek, R2D2, C3PO, Bender and Wall-E. 5Ls for 5 droids (although the Daleks technically aren't droids)


VOICE OVERS - there is only one king


TAGS: cartoons voice overs
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - August 22, 2015, 10:44 am
Mel Blanc..hands down.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:31 am
Mel Blanc? Pick your own?
mariand - January 6, 2012, 6:07 am
lol... is this a joke or what?... you can't deny an entire history for an character, and that, known by his lack of intelligence...
MashiMashi - January 6, 2012, 2:02 am
@mariand-How can this be amsome WHEN THERE IS NO PATRICK!!!
mariand - January 5, 2012, 12:34 am
amsome


VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris




OXYMORON AND PARANOIA - all in one


TAGS: oxymoron paranoia expect unexpected
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

Krickit - March 5, 2013, 4:20 pm
Also a paradox


UGLY WOMEN -


TAGS: ugly women what point girl nasty stupid dumb female fail
Rating: 1.56/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:30 pm
Check yourself.


Murphy's Law - From bad to worse -




SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done


TAGS: scotty star trek toilet papar
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by javalord32

Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
nice!!
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.


YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: hair pulling day nothing says i love you like a swift kick to the groin
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 9:44 pm
I showed Aut, Grey. She liked it
rerun - December 6, 2010, 8:55 pm

O.U.C.H.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2010, 8:53 pm
hey autumn, here's what bucktooth" Becky looked like before she blossomed
Mongo - April 3, 2010, 11:50 am
A fleeting moment of inspiration
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:49 am
No, because remember? She made 89901 which was a copy of 89883 which then spawned 89935 and 89937.
GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 11:46 am
guess she was a 1 and done :)
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:31 am
Heh heh... Whatever happened to Miss Plagiari-Pants?
thatonechick - February 9, 2010, 9:06 am
Hey Karen... If you're going to plagiarize, make sure the poster you're ripping off hasn't spent a week in the top 5.
Treehodger - February 5, 2010, 10:44 pm
Lol! A family friend of ours spanked his kid today, who is seven. The kid, crying, said that he is a pervert for touching his butt. So he got spanked again. XD I felt the story fit with the poster. 5L.
Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
Roflmao
BoneCD - February 5, 2010, 6:17 am
5 tuck and cover poodles for you GS
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 10:42 pm
Amsome! 5L for the perfect look on her face...
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
Love scars
rerun - February 4, 2010, 8:31 pm

love hurts
ronsart - February 4, 2010, 8:23 pm
Super Job Grey! 5 Lion Kicks for u!...lol


Request -


TAGS: calendar get used to disappointment
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - May 19, 2015, 8:12 pm
Okay! Party's on! 5LOL lions!
concern3 - May 18, 2015, 12:08 pm
excellent a 5er
Reality Lord - May 18, 2015, 7:21 am

LOL5


OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


GUN RACK - You're doing it wrong... ...but it seems so right




HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4chan


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




SMILES -


TAGS: pzy smile enemy poison drink
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

CloudchaserS - September 23, 2011, 5:11 am
30 years from now, that movie will still be funny *tailwags*
gas - September 22, 2011, 1:13 pm
the princess bride? I thought the same xD
CloudchaserS - September 22, 2011, 11:39 am
I challenge you to a battle of wits. One of these glasses has poison in it.


THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?


TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions


THE ULTIMATE VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR YOUR MAN - Hey ladies, hurry it's on sale: only $OMG and YIKES cents.


TAGS: car white gold expensive oil billionaire
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

realogic - March 10, 2012, 1:15 pm
As usual an Arab with billions covers his car in white gold instead of you know.. making someone not starve.. Least it runs on bio fuel.
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 9:49 pm
naturally it had to be GERMAN =] to be this EPIC . anyone know how many were made, or was this IF YOU HAVE TO ASK THE PRICE YOU CANT AFFORD IT ? deals ?
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:31 pm
THATS SWEET! he owns an oil company but runs bio fuel lol
Derek - February 5, 2010, 3:24 pm
Fastest production automatic in the World I believe. (The gold alloy helps to stop it rusting with all their rain.)


MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID - Life? Don't talk to me about life.


TAGS: marvin paranoid android hitchhiker hitchhiker s guide galaxy hitchhikers
Rating: 2.18/5

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sailor - July 24, 2009, 11:36 pm
Marvin was depressed not paranoid GET IT RIGHT!


YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? - I tolerated it when you brought home a baby. That bird, I’ll get that bird, mark my words. Now you want to get a dog?




THIS CHOCOLATE IS DELICIOUS!!!!! -


TAGS: bp oil spill pelican
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by shadowice199

Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Ok Grey...
Haarakkon - September 29, 2010, 2:15 pm
Lol! I'm not that picky.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 29, 2010, 2:01 pm
Uuuuummmmmmm....I said that.... haarr said "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"....or something.
GreyScorpion - September 29, 2010, 1:33 pm
Hamster, you EVER reference /b/ again, and I'll MC Hammer dance all over you.....or as Haar so eloquently put it. It's Hammertime!!........can't touch this.
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 12:26 pm
Lets Say Had this Been A class I Would Have Given It A /b/
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:40 am
saw it some month ago on another page. 2L
tellitlikeitis - September 29, 2010, 6:26 am
Plain awful. "BP - killing and maiming animals since 1965" is more like it.
xamytrehod - September 28, 2010, 11:19 pm
This is damn funny
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 10:21 pm
I know, right?
Claire - September 28, 2010, 10:14 pm
It's a good thing someone does.
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 10:11 pm
I loved it.
Zealot - September 28, 2010, 8:49 pm
first i smiled, but then i was like disgust


SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?


TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....


Momma was right! -




DISAPPOINTMENT - No matter how much you wait, No matter how much you need it, The taxi will never stop


TAGS: disappointment
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
PD PM
Produceman117 - January 8, 2010, 10:42 pm
Grey. PM.
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:32 pm
doc, take a look at # 81048. what makes that pic rate different than yours?


LIFE IS FULL OF CHOICES -


TAGS: life choices
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Gun

raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:44 am
I like it when those that make my shoes suffer, it makes them more comfortable.
Master - April 18, 2011, 1:11 pm
It does seem appropriate the kid in the shoe store is wearing Nikes. 5 lions here, too.
Bovee - April 14, 2011, 1:15 pm
That kid made some of the best Jordans I ever had. 5L's


THEN SHE SAID -


TAGS: making choices lol
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:58 am
Yes... typical Airman... Always making life and Motifake difficult to the rest of us... 5L
forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:09 am
5+fav!
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 8:00 pm
5beers and cheers.
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 7:02 pm
maje5tic


TOLERANCE -


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.46/5

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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.


TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.


TAGS: toilet bowling fun sports
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:49 am
It's even more fun when people are inside dropping a deuce :-D


THE QUESTION IS NOT "ARE YOU PARANOID" - The question is, are you paraniod enough?


TAGS: big brother paranoid
Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:44 am
"Two drink minimum?"
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:01 am
Huh, I’m starting to enjoy your comments, tomy, especially if your ‘pattern’ ref is in regard to matching socks….wait…never mind. All still statements of the obvious…or skewed unfunny personal opines….coffee hasn’t kicked in yet….sorry
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 1:51 am
It's only paranoia if they're not out to get you. Being concerned with the plots of the pixies that live in your sock drawer is, most likely, paranoia, as long as you keep them in clean socks. Mistrusting the government is merely pattern recognition.
tellitlikeitis - February 23, 2012, 5:26 pm
Very nice.
maoworks2 - February 23, 2012, 10:20 am
Yes I Thing So,Who's That At THE DOOR !


WHY? -


TAGS: question everything isnt going to solve anything
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheOne - February 15, 2011, 7:34 pm
This made me laugh and with me thats pretty rare.
forseti - May 10, 2010, 5:11 am
i like it and didn't know it... ;)
Sho - May 9, 2010, 3:46 pm
I kinda miss them tunnels
Kspace - May 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
Back in the day we'd have called this tunnelbait...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:32 am
Prove it...check the queue
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:30 am
everY everY I know I typed that y. Where did it go? Y oh y?
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:29 am
Each and ever one. I make it a priority to be online just so I can approve your posters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:28 am
so.....All of mine is what you're saying.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:25 am
I'm no help... I let a good three-fourths of the 2L and below posters through. :S
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
*y
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:21 am
Where were ou TOC?....Aggy was too drunk to stop this last night.
thatonechick - May 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Motifakes with no subtext are usually rejected anyway.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 9:04 am
Prime example of a "no effort" Motifake. 1L
Klara - May 9, 2010, 9:01 am
Why? Do I already know this one


FREEDOM - I live the way I choose. My life is mine to live, and I apologize to no one.


TAGS: independence freedom choice
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 10:00 am

excellent. this wold be good at moti-twist as well


STOLEN TOILET - After countless hours of work, the police still have nothing to go on


TAGS: toilet stolen police funny pun
Rating: 4.4/5

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Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am
I bungled a toilet installation once, I decided to caulk it up to experience.


TWILIGHT - An epic saga about a young woman's struggle to choose between Necrophilia and Bestiality


TAGS: movie choice popular
Rating: 3.85/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2014, 3:00 am
*sigh* the problems teens face today.) lol 5L


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: ignorance point of view la la la la
Rating: 3.08/5

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Zed - November 22, 2009, 5:50 pm
I'd say in 1980, when Pat Robertson tried to run for President. And he thought the "You're all going to H3LL!!!!" platform would bring in the votes.


IT'S SO COLD IN THA D - How the hell we spose to keep peace?




DISAPPOINTMENT -


TAGS: surfing disappointment surfer cool surfboard
Rating: 4.06/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 2:23 pm
Rock it fat boy, have fun, do what you want to do, and have no regrets.


MANAGEMENT LESSON -




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